@brooklynhunter You realize that if they kill each other off, the world is Mine!
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to brooklynhunter

Second day home, second night back into the old routine: Force myself to bed early, then the youngster gets up at... http://bit.ly/auT2qa
about 1 hour ago from Facebook

@heather_willows Depends on when and where. Sushi, or pasta w/calamari, or popcorn, or M&Ms, or chicken parmigiana, or.....
about 16 hours ago from web in reply to heather_willows

Everyone seems to want to know what project I'd do if I didn't do TRUE GRIT. It's not a project, it's a vacation... http://bit.ly/ckardc
about 3 hours ago from Facebook

@bodyguard4JandJ I saw a couple of minutes of figure skating and some of the ski jumping, but I haven't paid much attention. Hectic there?
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to bodyguard4JandJ

5:37 pm. Time for breakfast.
about 7 hours ago from web

@pmieskalo Só se você prometer ser feliz para sempre! Beijos.
about 7 hours ago from web in reply to pmieskalo

@gatadacohab Sim, você é! Abraços e beijos!
about 7 hours ago from web in reply to gatadacohab

@julianardin Você promete ser feliz para sempre? Se isso for verdade, então eu vou dizer um oi. ;-)
about 7 hours ago from web in reply to julianardin

@Millaneza No Ludmilla, bonito, eu nunca vou te responder. Nunca, nunca, nunca! Oh, espera. Eu fiz agora. Oh, bem. Você é doce.
about 7 hours ago from web in reply to Millaneza

@auudyy Feliz aniversário, você menina bonita.
about 8 hours ago from web in reply to auudyy

Hundreds of things need doing. I don't feel like doing any of them. That's mature. http://bit.ly/93OCG8
about 9 hours ago from Facebook

My friend Larry Blamire is smart. He is funny. He is nice. He is good. He is also insane. I like that in a guy. http://tinyurl.com/yh5apk7
about 4 hours ago via web

DESTINY, n. A tyrant's authority for crime and fool's excuse for failure. (Ambrose Bierce, 1842-1914?) http://bit.ly/bRpFLP
about 6 hours ago via Facebook

@ParanoidAlittle Where is Michelle? Well, I'll just send "Happy birthday" to her through you! Tell her to have a great day!
about 9 hours ago via web in reply to ParanoidAlittle

@Maura_Aura They'll have to drag me to Disneyland again. Though I suppose they will eventually. Are you not on FB anymore?
about 21 hours ago via web in reply to Maura_Aura

My computers have been down for 36 hours, don't worry, I'm not dead. To the best of my knowledge.
about 22 hours ago via web

@AmandaSo No. It'll have to wait a couple of weeks till I'm back--if I'm back on a weekend.
about 22 hours ago via web in reply to AmandaSo

@lizard971 What's your transportation situation? I don't know what train/bus/etc. stops are nearby, if any. I don't know the area well.
about 6 hours ago via web in reply to lizard971

@lizard971 No, I like the skirt better.
about 6 hours ago via web in reply to lizard971

@lizard971 You'll put a skirt ON? I am trying SO strenuously not to be naughty right now.
about 6 hours ago via web in reply to lizard971

@GeorgeGuilherme You can buy my book and get free shipping world-wide at http://www.bookdepository.com/book/9780399155642/Lifes-That-Way
about 6 hours ago via web in reply to GeorgeGuilherme

@lizard971 I really feel like catching up with you tonight, but I'm also feeling pretty lousy. Maybe lunch tomorrow? My airport ride's 4pm
about 7 hours ago via web in reply to lizard971

@LDG1981 Did you watch it?
about 7 hours ago via web in reply to LDG1981

Whatever side you're on, this is powerful: one man's story of his father http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/35572842%2335572842
about 7 hours ago via web

@lizard971 I want to see you. But I'm going to lie around in bed with the TV and the laptop for a while. Maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow?
about 9 hours ago via web in reply to lizard971

@ It's allergies. I'm apparently allergic to my nose.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

@Lizard971 Yeah, no room at the inns. Sandbar? Is that where you dump your victims' bodies?
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

@lizard971 Gonna get cleaned up, maybe a nap. But I don't leave for 25 hours. I'm staying near Granville Island somewhere, though.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

@lizard971 at present, nothing planned at all. You?
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

@lizard971 I don't leave till tomorrow evening.
about 11 hours ago via mobile web

Flew to Vancouver for 2 hours work. All done.
about 11 hours ago via mobile web

They don't call 'em mittens in the UK? Those gloves without individual fingers?
about 13 hours ago via mobile web

The mitten thing wasn't a remedy, it was a way to approximate what last night felt like.
about 13 hours ago via mobile web

Take a large mitten. Soak in water & baby oil. Stuff up your nose. Sleep like I did last night.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

Going to bed. My nose is running so bad my feet are starting to slip.
about 23 hours ago via web

@Nat_23dw Who's Jared?
about 23 hours ago via web in reply to Nat_23dw

I didn't know Andrew Koenig, but my good friend G. Charles Wright did, which is why I'd retweeted his post. Sad, sad thing it is.
about 24 hours ago via web

Perspective http://bit.ly/aa79J6
29 minutes ago via Facebook

@titchierichie1 The kids themselves are represented by penguins. (There's a sentence I don't use very often.)
about 2 hours ago via web in reply to titchierichie1

@cassdean Here's my book in Chinese: http://202.133.249.29/mainpag...._sn=422
about 2 hours ago via web in reply to cassdean

Club Penguin is a website for kids that lets them interact online. It's actually very cool. My 8-year-old loves it. I'm a bit old for it.
about 3 hours ago via web

@paula_rhodes Sorry I missed it, babe. My friend called saying her mom was dying and wanted to hear some music I had, so I went there. xx
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to paula_rhodes

The Soundtrack of My Life http://bit.ly/amH590
about 9 hours ago via Facebook

@idickstein You mean Meet John Doe? I love that movie deeply! Lotta help, eh?
about 11 hours ago via mobile web

Playing Club Penguin w/my daughter. She's happy. Me? Root canal for the brain.
about 12 hours ago via mobile web

@saltednburned They were wearing Canadian Air Transport Security Authority uniforms and patches.
about 15 hours ago via web in reply to saltednburned

Mar. 3 News from Maddie & Jim http://bit.ly/cgHRCf
about 5 hours ago via Facebook

@annielicious14 Yes, it is.
about 10 hours ago via web in reply to annielicious14

@AmandaSo Earl (Dan Dority from Deadwood) Brown's band: http://www.sacredcowboys.com/band.htm?=bios
about 10 hours ago via web in reply to AmandaSo

March 3rd. It was a Wednesday in 2004, too. http://bit.ly/bbkehh
about 10 hours ago via Facebook

It was with Sacred Cowboys, who invited me to join them on the Beatles' "Come Together." I don't make a habit of that sort of thing.
about 17 hours ago via web

@addictsforsn About half a paycheck.
44 minutes ago via web in reply to addictsforsn

They're starting episode 21 soon. But I didn't say I was doing any more Supernaturals. Vancouver has great appeal even without SPN.
about 3 hours ago via web

Packing for Vancouver, once more. http://bit.ly/9wnrWN
about 3 hours ago via Facebook

@Chris_Gorham We talking cookies? That's gotta be way more than 20 years old! I ate them as a kid back in 1862.
about 14 hours ago via web in reply to Chris_Gorham

@psychobunny Hey, a head's up. @jimbeaver is NOT a fake, he's just not me. He's a great racedriver w/fans of his own. Don't diss him!
about 14 hours ago via web in reply to psychobunny

@tellastranger42 Hey, head's up. @jimbeaver is NOT a fake, he's just not me. He's a great racedriver w/fans of his own. Don't diss him!
about 14 hours ago via web in reply to tellastranger42

Hey, guys, a head's up. @jimbeaver is NOT a fake, he's just not me. He's a great racedriver w/fans of his own. Don't diss him!
about 14 hours ago via web

Lines to learn. Thanks for keeping me company at the Oscars.
about 2 hours ago via mobile web

Jeff Bridges won Best Actor. Since he may be the best actor in Hollywood right now, it's fitting.
about 2 hours ago via mobile web

The worst Oscar telecast in years, and NOT because there were no big surprises. Loved the dance. though.
about 2 hours ago via mobile web

Absolutely. The best picture is the best picture I've seen in years.
about 2 hours ago via mobile web

I always wanted to work for Katherine Bigelow, even before I knew she was hot.
about 2 hours ago via mobile web

Sandra Bullock's speech is the sort of thing I watch the Oscars for.
about 2 hours ago via mobile web

Bea Arthur & Farrah Fawcett made FAR fewer movies than TV, and the Oscars focus on film. They were included in TV's Emmy memorial.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

Thanks for dressing, Quentin.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

Loved seeing my beloved friends Ed Asner and his son Matthew in the Oscar audience.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

@rmengelberg Happy birthday, girl!
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

I love good dance.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

Best dance number at Oscars in YEARS.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

@AmandaSo Statusy? Moi? J'ne regrette rien!
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

They left Best Actor nominee Richard Todd out of the In Memoriam segment.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

First time I met Demi Moore, she was 9 months pregnant in a bikini, gorgeous.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

I don't know who Elizabeth Banks is, but it's nice to see a *young* professional presenting.
about 4 hours ago via mobile web

Remember whe presenters could speak as though they knew & understood what they were saying?
about 4 hours ago via mobile web

What's with people interrupting other people's thank-yous? Where did humility & propriety go?
about 4 hours ago via mobile web

They're back to saying "the winner is" after years of "the Oscar goes to".
about 5 hours ago via mobile web

CTV in Canada keeps cutting off bits of the Oscars w/their commercials.
about 5 hours ago via mobile web

@nanceh89 A good speech is never too long but often too short.
about 5 hours ago via mobile web

@suboatto Oh, yeah.
about 6 hours ago via web in reply to suboatto

@FictionAddictn The Hurt Locker. Second choice: District 9.
about 6 hours ago via web in reply to FictionAddictn

The red carpet interviews are the stupidest thing in entertainment.
about 6 hours ago via web

I can no longer live a lie! I've seen every Oscar broadcast since I was 14! There, I've said it!
about 6 hours ago via web

I love Tsunami sushi--but mid-afternoon, a lot of the little boats are empty.
about 7 hours ago via mobile web

@AmandaSo Miss you too. Barring sched. change, tho, lunch may not happen till mid-April. That's the 1st time I'll be home any length.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

@AmandaSo You had an academic discussion? Meaning nobody had an infarct, right?
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

@johnderosa They let the Kindle slide, but if I'd kept my iPod on, I'd be in airline prison by now.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

...complaints.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

It's a great day. Just minor grousing about things one airline does better than another. But they've all landed me safely, so no big compl
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

I love flying Alaska to Vancouver. United, not so much.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

Meanwhile, flight attendant gives speech about shutting off all elect. devices while looking at a guy reading his Kindle.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

Jerry Seinfeld had a great gag: "1 inch-seat here, you live. Seat here, you die. Here, live. Here, die."
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

Landed in Vancouver. Life probably saved by moving seatback forward one inch.
about 10 hours ago via mobile web

Taking off. YVR here I come!
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

On board United to Vancouver. I've ridden in bigger taxicabs.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@Bardicvoice Never piloted a plane. Good thing, too. Don't know how.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@Bardicvoice On board now. No cockpit audio. No audio. Tiny plane. Better and better.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@ebertchicago Your mention of Gabby reminds me of David Levine's great caricature of Gabby Hayes winning an Oscar.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@Bardicvoice I forgot about that! I love the cockpit audio!
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@livinginskin Happy birthday!
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@SNwoman Schedule, money, other things. No sweat. No shortage of blessings.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@bodyguard4jandj So why don't you decode the signs for me, ya mook? (Notice how I say that 1200 miles away.)
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

@SNwoman Jeff Bridges is doing Rooster in True Grit. I'm not doing it, whether they ask or not. They probably won't ask.
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

Friendly United agent explained that the signs are indeed coded for the cognoscenti, not meant for peons to understand.
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

20 people in the line and nobody's sure it's the right line. Very irksome. Bad United!
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

Ack! United's check-in line signs are SO confusing! Why should we have to decode their slogans?
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

Five years I've been coming to Vancouver and never knew United flies there,
about 16 hours ago via mobile web

Heading to LAX.
about 16 hours ago via mobile web

@suboatto You're right, I forgot that one. Something similar happens this season.
about 2 hours ago via web in reply to suboatto

@slchawk Yep. But it's the 25th, isn't it? Thursday?
about 2 hours ago via web in reply to slchawk

@badatom No, I love seeing my stuff. I like to analyze it and see what I did right and what I did wrong, and what I'd do differently.
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to badatom

@suboatto How do you know that one? It hasn't aired yet, has it?
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to suboatto

@AurRhudd It's hard, I agree, but the producers fill me in when I have a question about back story. I'm trying to catch up, but there's 100!
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to AurRhudd

@WatchOutForIce It snowed for a couple of minutes this afternoon, but not now.
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to WatchOutForIce

@AurRhudd I miss Deadwood and my friends on it. I don't miss Supernatural 'cause it's still here!
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to AurRhudd

@Sarah_Loves_SPN Hi, Sarah! You're sweet.
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Sarah_Loves_SPN

I like the show. I just don't have time to watch everything. Not when I could be on Twitter.
about 3 hours ago via web

Okay. I remember shooting Abandon All Hope--everybody else went off for action while Bobby manned the phone. Haven't seen it yet.
about 3 hours ago via web

@RalphHartman Harper's was great fun, though it was tough physically. Lots of cold and wet. I'm working on a related project right now.
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to RalphHartman

I don't think I've seen Abandon All Hope yet. I think I'm in it!
about 3 hours ago via web

I've seen all of about the first 28 SN eps. Very sporadic after that
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

The Colt? The last I remember that, Bella stole it. Has it been back?
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

I thought the crossroads demon was a hot chick. Honestly, I don't watch the show enough. I had no idea who Crowley was.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

Who's Crawley?
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

Trust me, I'm still a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

@marcolinoramone Oi! Happy anniversary!
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

I've decided not to do True Grit even if it's offered. I'd rather go to Italy.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

@mandieC4 hi, girl!
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

None of you ever had a bar bet go bad?
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

@NKOTB_Covergirl Trust me, BS would never make that kind of trade, even for legs.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

I didn't say it was for work. At least not MY work.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

I kissed a boy and I didn't like it. Ah, well, it's a living.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

@ishakeitup Need some help from your NOLA buds: How pronounce Delacroix Island? (island, I know)
about 4 hours ago via mobile web

@AmandaSo What you doing up this late? Mything around?
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

@BflyW That's wonderful! Thank you!
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

@dinkerluz Come up here on this mountain top, let me show you
around.
about 1 hour ago via mobile web

Wandering through Noli's little public market. Perhaps treasure
awaits.
about 3 hours ago via mobile web

@dinkerluz Killed him, huh? O, Death, where is thy sting?
about 4 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB Smart, funny, eloquent, insightful women are rare
treasures. Add beauty to the mix & it's almost irresistible.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB I'm not surprised. Only massive self-control kept you
from getting one from me.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@MelHerrmann I know, but I'm still self-conscious, worried about
being thought ill of. Thanks, though.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@laisborin it's called Life's That Way, and it's a memoir of 1 difficult
& meaningful year in my life.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@nicogreen7 No, it's not us on the cover, alas.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB Bogart & Bacall were one of the great Hollywood
romances--despite a very large age difference.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB It means "if you understand what I'm hinting, and I think
you do," If you catch my drift.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

http://www.bookdepository.com/book/9780399155642/Lifes-That-
Way (for @cahmontemor
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB Promise me you'll watch a lot of Bogart & Bacall movies
before then. If you get my drift.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

My book is in English, Italian, Chinese & Korean editions. For other
languages write to publishers in your country, ask them to buy rights.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@tanis_mezzelfo It IS published in Italy, as La Vita 'e cosi,
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB It's a date! Unless we cross paths sooner.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB Jealous?? You had your chance! (And can have
another anytime you like!)
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@Chris_Gorham Don't be jealous. Being fawned over by gorgeous
European women is not all that special. ;-)
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@BeezyLB Here's the cover: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/
d.html/177-6302615-9266145?is=l&qid=1270672236&a=0425232506&sr=8-1
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@Chris_Gorham 'sup, dude? All well with you?
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

The paperback edition of my book "Life's That Way" was published
yesterday. It's got a pretty cover.
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

Seems silly sleeping away a Mediterranean vacation. But that
weems the rule of the day.
about 17 hours ago via mobile web

Sidewalk cafe in Noli. Splendido!
about 22 hours ago via mobile web

Do these trains have bagni? Of course, if they do, I'll probably miss
my stop and end up in Morocco.
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

Arrived in Imperia. Not where I wanted to go, but arrived anyway.
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

I speak Italian so well I will probably end up in Kafiristan.
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

Apparently it's the right train but there's a problem and we have to
change in Taggia to a different train. Or they're just messing w/me.
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

Oops. It's not the train to Ventimiglia. Gotta get off it in Taggia and
find the right train.
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

On the train to Ventimiglia. Oh god, I hope it's the train to
Ventimiglia.
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

So you put D, a space, and username. With or without the @?
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

Does anyone know how to DM someone on Twitter Mobile? Can't
figure out how.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

Oops. Meant @HollyBeaver123 Sorry, @HollyBeaver.
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

@HollyBeaver 123 Oi! I'm happy to reply. What's up? Did you ask a
question? Tell me about your name. Real?
about 14 hours ago via mobile web

No REAL kisses in Italy, alas.
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

As to "the girl I kissed"--apparently I gave someone--I don't know
whom--a kiss on the cheek. I just meant this was someone else.
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

Thanks, JIB friends. I found her. Your help is much appreciated.
about 15 hours ago via mobile web

Oops. That second "Part 5" should said "Part 5, part 2".
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Not the one I kissed. I promised 1 of the staff to deliver note to her
because I thought I'd see her first, but I screwed up & now feel bad.
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

I can describe her: brunette, dark-eyed, beautiful--you know, like
almost all the women in Italy!
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

I don't know her name & the message is sealed private.
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Part 5: I need to pass along this message as promised, but couldn't
find her again. Anyone know her?
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Part 5: The only other time I saw her was during my stage time. She
was in about the 3rd row. (more)
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Part 4: This was a round table very near the long table where all
the actors had sat just previously. (more)
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Part 3: The person I was supposed to give a message to was sitting
next to me on my right side. (more)
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Part 2: At the dessert party, the 1st table I sat at after the actors
began to mingle at the tables, it was all Italians. (more)
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Italian JIB friends: I need help finding someone who was at the
Rome con. I was supposed to deliver a message but couldn't find her. (more)
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Italian hotel maids really rock. First they enter, then they knock.
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

A dose of Italian-time: Showed up at 3 when ticket office opens.
Office personnel showed up at 4.
about 19 hours ago via mobile web

Yep. Thanks! RT @katcraner: @jumblejim SO DID YOU FIGURE
OUT HOW TO SEND A DM FROM YOUR PHONE
3 minutes ago via UberTwitter

@bookworm119 yes I will.
3 minutes ago via UberTwitter in reply to bookworm119

I'm partial to sushi and calamari. RT @Maryline__BSB: @jumblejim
what's your favorite food?
6 minutes ago via UberTwitter

No, only a few words, phrases. RT @pattimalone: @jumblejim I'm
curious, parlez-vous français?
8 minutes ago via UberTwitter

@Lizard971 I walked for miles today. I've seen enough for one day.
I'm watching the sun sink into the sea! Seems good to me!
14 minutes ago via UberTwitter in reply to Lizard971

My niece thinks so. RT @bluechester: @jumblejim Is it nice in Nice?
Corny I know, but I couldn't resist!
17 minutes ago via UberTwitter

Beezy's in the US & you have a BF. What's the point? RT
@MelHerrmann: @jumblejim France ain't that far away from Germany, want to come over?
18 minutes ago via UberTwitter

We're NOT normal. We're weird. Hadn't you noticed? RT
@JackShade: @jumblejim hard to just see you guys as normal
20 minutes ago via UberTwitter

Fearmongers. RT @sheilamusso: @jumblejim if you were to rule
the world, what/who would you get rid of first?
22 minutes ago via UberTwitter

It's not strained, I'll tell you that. RT @darkmagess: @jumblejim So,
God, what's the quality of your mercy?
24 minutes ago via UberTwitter

I've been told I'm quite effable. RT @sinnerforhire: @jumblejim But
are you ineffable?
26 minutes ago via UberTwitter

I don't know. I never needed one. RT @selenya: @jumblejim - So,
where exactly DOES one buy an ass-map?
30 minutes ago via UberTwitter

@SPNfreak France is great, Essex! Only 1 day here, though.
Heading to the U.S. tomorrow. Be well!
31 minutes ago via UberTwitter in reply to SPNfreak

No, but I daresay some Twidjit's getting promoted. RT
@padademic: Did you do this, @jumblejim? http://www.twitpic.com/1ebg63
34 minutes ago via UberTwitter

Seeing as how I'm in France, you're off to a bad start. RT
@ibellathomasson: I bet we'd find you in a heartbeat, Italy ain't THAT big.
39 minutes ago via UberTwitter

Either a midget or a twinion, I guess. RT @brooklynhunter: what do
u call a "Twidjit minion"?
41 minutes ago via UberTwitter

I work in mysterious ways. RT @Iseult_c: @jumblejim you can't be
God, you talk to me all the time. that doesn't seem to be his M.O.
44 minutes ago via UberTwitter

Nope, that's not true. RT @HeadofaPin: I'm not intresting enough I
guess.
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter

@547050667 Dieties make rules. They don't have to live by them.
Same goes for deities.
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter in reply to 547050667

As much as I love Misha, he'd never find a way to kill me. He
couldn't find his own ass with a flashlight and an ass-map.
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter

You're talking to the wrong diety, girl. RT @Iseult_c: @mishacollins
you're more like God. I talk to u all the time and NEVER get a response
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter

@songxxbird Twidjits, of course!
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to songxxbird

@KaziWren GF, I'm an equal opportunity lover!
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to KaziWren

@DaisyDiamonds I don't know how Jared & Jensen are. We're not
together. I'm alone in Nice, & I don't know where they are.
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to DaisyDiamonds

@neeneeb Minions taste a little like myrmidons. Some of Misha's
minions look especially tasty.
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to neeneeb

@mishacollins I had a hamburger with minions today.
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to mishacollins

No twitpics, Twidjits. I don't have a camera on my phone.
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

I want to buy pajamas or a t-shirt for my daughter. She's 8 years
old, tall but very thin. What French size would she wear?

Passed through Monaco in ein Augenblick. Now safely ensconced
in my hotel overlooking the bluest ocean I ever saw. Nice is nice.
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter